Last month, I stumbled upon the picture to your right. Innocent enough, right? A ring box sitting on a pair of boxers neatly placed in the snow on the lawn a few doors down from my house. I thought it would be an interesting story to tell, so I blogged about it.
I positioned the post as a caption contest and encouraged people to submit their most creative entries. Imaginary bonus points were awarded for haiku entries.
The Entries, The Winners, The Prizes
For some reason, I didn’t receive nearly the influx of entries as I had anticipated (hoped for?). However, those that did come in were all brilliant. In the spirit of “No Child Left Behind” I’ve decided that everyone is a winner. The 6 people below will all win something (possibly a w00t random bag of crap). Simply email (djwaldow AT gmail DOT com) or DM me your mailing address and I’ll take care of the rest.
Entry #1: Sharon Mostyn via Twitter
Tossed your ring & boxers, when I found you sleeping with, my sister & friend.
Entry #2: Molly Cantrell-Kraig via Twitter
Forlorn, discarded / boxers anchored by empty / white box of failed love.
Entry #3: Mike Masin via Twitter
diamonds are forever but they work pretty well for the next five minutes too
Entry #4: Chris Moody via comment
Unfortunately, Robert wasn’t as smooth as Justin Timberlake when he used “Dick in a box” for his proposal.
Entry #5: Josh Peters via comment
He went to Jared
Entry #6: Michael Brooks via comment
When it comes to proposals, size matters.
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Which did you like best? Do you have one to add to the mix?
DJ Waldow
@djwaldow
