Winner Winner Chicken Dinner

by DJ Waldow on January 25, 2010 · 10 comments

Boxers and Ring BoxLast month, I stumbled upon the picture to your right. Innocent enough, right? A ring box sitting on a pair of boxers neatly placed in the snow on the lawn a few doors down from my house. I thought it would be an interesting story to tell, so I blogged about it.

I positioned the post as a caption contest and encouraged people to submit their most creative entries. Imaginary bonus points were awarded for haiku entries.

The Entries, The Winners, The Prizes

For some reason, I didn’t receive nearly the influx of entries as I had anticipated (hoped for?). However, those that did come in were all brilliant. In the spirit of “No Child Left Behind” I’ve decided that everyone is a winner. The 6 people below will all win something (possibly a w00t random bag of crap). Simply email (djwaldow AT gmail DOT com) or DM me your mailing address and I’ll take care of the rest.

Entry #1: Sharon Mostyn via Twitter

Tossed your ring & boxers, when I found you sleeping with, my sister & friend.

Entry #2: Molly Cantrell-Kraig via Twitter

Forlorn, discarded / boxers anchored by empty / white box of failed love.

Entry #3: Mike Masin via Twitter

diamonds are forever but they work pretty well for the next five minutes too

Entry #4: Chris Moody via comment

Unfortunately, Robert wasn’t as smooth as Justin Timberlake when he used “Dick in a box” for his proposal.

Entry #5: Josh Peters via comment

He went to Jared

Entry #6: Michael Brooks via comment

When it comes to proposals, size matters.

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Which did you like best? Do you have one to add to the mix?

DJ Waldow
@djwaldow

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#s 4 and 6 were my favorites but #4 actually made me laugh out loud!!!!! (Is that lol)? I don't know - I still don't text. I just laughed again....just thinking about number 4!!!!!!!!!!
-Your Sis

3, 5, & 6 are instant laughs, Molly @ #2 is in touch with her inner Maya Angelo. Great reply's all!

Late submission:

As DJ ran into the church, the cold Utah wind feeling surprisingly uncomfortable in those thin tuxedo pants, he couldn't help but feel he had forgotten something important...

Sid.

David -

Too bad yours is late. I LOVE IT!

Question: Did I forget the boxers or the ring box?

dj

Ahhh - that is the question! We leave you guessing (but I think both - you're kind of suspect like that...)

(hehe j/k)

Best to mom & @babywaldow! @ could be the middle name! Or maybe "Amp"?

Sid. (<-- how I'm known on these interwebs. My handle if you will.)

Thanks DJ! I DM'd you. :)

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