It’s been nearly 2 years since my last caption contest, Ring Box on Men’s Boxers. That one was something I actually saw with my own two eyes and snapped a picture with my iPhone.
Earlier this week, I saw this photo (above) of 2 carrots on Facebook. I immediately shared it with the simple text, “Caption Contest! (go).” The response was … well … let’s just say there are some pretty funny/creative folks out there. A sampling of the replies:
- Carrot #1: “OH GOD HE’S GOT ME BY THE HAIR!”. Carrot #2: ” TAKE ME WITH YOU!”
- Mmhmm… I’m gonna beta your carotene.
- Betcha didn’t know that carrots are sexy…
- C’mon, our babies will have great vision
- BBC’s (Big Beautiful Carrots) need love to. Is this guy a Marine?
- Mommy/Daddy, please don’t get on the truck! They’ll take you far, far away from me. Go local!
- No “baby carrots” jokes?
- Care-rots
- C’mon, just the tip?
- Carrots need love too (I want to see the snuff film where you turn them into a salad)
- “you are organic too? omg!”
- “So, when a boy carrot likes a girl carrot…”
- Even carrots spoon
- Is that a bud I feel or are you just happy to see me?
- Carrots can be so clingy . . . but clearly carrots care
- Ouch, OUCH! you’re on my hair!
- C’mon Baby! Peel me!
Your Turn: Crazy Carrot Caption Contest
Since this was limited to my Facebook friends, I figured I’d open it up to the world (note: the world = anyone who reads this post). Please leave your Carrot Caption Contest entry in the comments below. The “winner” will be chosen by the comment that receives the most likes. You’ll notice a “like” button to the right of each comments, next to the reply button. Sorry, there will not be any physical prizes other than the fact that you can showcase your creativity, humor and/or wit.
Looking forward to reading what you all come up with!
DJ Waldow
@djwaldow
